Happy Fathers Day, From Jon Gosselin

Please tell us the keys are not in that ATV!! Anyway! Sunday was Father’s Day in America, and who better to spend it with than reality television’s favorite father, Jon Gosselin ! Jon spent his Sunday playing with the gaggle of Gosselins outside of Kate’s the family’s Reading, Pennyslvania home, swarmed by paparazzi. Noticeably absent … Read More

Shia LaBeouf Defends “Mom Is Sexiest Woman I Know” Comment

Shia LaBeouf is standing by his right to call his hippie mother the “sexiest woman” that he knows. The Transformers star made the remark in an interview with the June issue of Playboy , but Shia, 23, has insisted that the media misinterpreted the comment. “It was Mother’s Day coming up and I don’t have … Read More

Newser Secures Millions in Funding

Newser , the news aggregator co-founded by intern-shagging media blowhard Michael Wolff , has secured $2.5 million in first-round funding. The source is reported to be numerous individual investors, who must have been unfazed by the Wolff goat-molestation rumors . [ Paid Content ]

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Lady Senators Wouldn’t Be Constantly Cheating, Twitterati Told

Amanda Carpenter provided a gendered response to the Ensign scandal ; MC Hammer shamed a writer and Choire Sicha revealed Awl. For the Twitterati, it was a day to discuss secrets. Finance writer Lyneka Little divulged her history with MC Hammer, so no one could ever use it against her. Amanda Carpenter revealed she doesn’t … Read More

David Letterman Apologizes To Sarah Palin & Family

Just hours after supporters of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin announced a “Fire David Letterman” March on New York City this Tuesday, CBS’ late night king has extended a public apology to The Palin Family. On last Monday’s Late Show , Letterman made a joke about the former Vice Presidential candidate and her daughter attending a … Read More

White House Reporters Just Taking Cute Pictures of Each Other All Day, Basically

Two conservative-media journalists did some Twitter flirting, from the West Wing; David Shuster proved incapable of linking to others and the Huffington Post’s CEO transition was deemed odd. The Twitterati confused one another. The virtual mouth of MSNBC’s David Shuster congratulated Rachel Sklar, but his short url told a different story, linking to a video … Read More

Sienna Miller: Hardly a Harlot

She may have a reputation for being a homewrecker after her affair with Balthazar Getty, but Sienna Miller insists she’s not the harlot that the media makes her out to be. The “Factory Girl” hottie recently told press that she resents the way she’s portrayed in the tabloids, and that her promiscuous image is a … Read More

The Boston Globe BBQ: 23% Less Hot Dog, 23% More Idiocy [Labor Relations]

What do you do when your media overlords cut your salary by 23% in order to keep your job alive? Do as the Boston Globe staffers are doing and throw a rainy-weekend BBQ to “celebrate” it, naturally. MediaBistro’s Hunter Walker files this weekend, noting that “if you were looking for a single anecdote to illustrate … Read More

Meet The Newly Crowned Miss California USA

On Wednesday we learned that embattled Miss California USA Carrie Prejean had been stripped of her crown by Miss USA owner Donald Trump due to her inability to fulfill the duties required of a reigning Miss California USA . As a result, the 1st runner-up was elevated to the position of the new reigning Miss … Read More

Kindle Thief Tortures Owner with Crappy Book Buys

The Twitterati ended the week punchy: Kevin Rose was plundering sofware; Anil Dash gleefully promoted the term “Facesquatting” and Mark Glaser lost his Kindle to a teenaged girl. PBS’ Mark Glaser watched helplessly as a thief ruined his Amazon recommendations for the next 18 months. Digg’s Kevin Rose tried to bait Steve Jobs into a … Read More