Jon Gosselin is back at home after getting a fugover at Ed Hardy’s House of Early Midlife-Crises. No, Jon was really apartment hunting in NYC, but he really does look like he’s just been baptized in douchewater. Doesn’t he realize that he’s on TLC and not Vh1?! Sorry, Jon, but the diamond *studz* and totally … Read More
Yesterday was pretty much a play day for me. After beating the rush and successfully installing the new 3.0 software on my iPhone , I spent most of the day playing around with the new features doing everything I could to avoid taking care of any chores that need to be taken care of here … Read More
Little Mercy is going to be in for some huge changes after she arrives in New York, having been picked up by Madonna’s jet. One of the biggest culture shocks will most likely be the opulence and wealth that her new mother lives in. According to the Sun , Madge plans to bring Mercy to … Read More
When Miriam Sakewitz watches Peter Cottontail or Who Framed Roger Rabbit? , bitch probably creams her chonies non-stop (it’s like creamed carrots), because she is crazy for bunnies. Bonkers 4 bunnies. You could call her a bunnyhead or a bunny-holic. If there’s a bunny around, she wants to get her portly paws on it! The … Read More
Liv Tyler happened to be walking by when she witnessed a memaw yelling at a crying kid on the streets of Santa Monica, CA. The memaw must have been saying some serious shit like “Stop being such a dick!” or ” I’m going to send you to Kate Gosselin! “, because Liv stepped in. The … Read More
While Madonna is awaiting for DHL to deliver her fifth child, her fourth child is in Brazil selling his goods for a dollar during Sao Paulo Fashion Week . Baby Jesus used to make my nipples chirp, but now the thought of Madonna’s callous clit rubbing all over his face has made my entire body … Read More
Back in his native UK environment, Sacha Baron Cohen was spotted premiering his new raunchy comedy “Bruno” in London, England today (June 17). The “Borat” funnyman donned a scandalously altered Royal Guard uniform with cut-off sleeves and super short/tight black leather shorts as he greeted the fans and paparazzi outside the Empire Leicester Square. Also … Read More
Taking advantage of a beautiful day in Reading, Pennsylvania, Kate Gosselin was spotted playing with her kids outside their house earlier today (June 17). The “Jon and Kate Plus 8” matriarch looked to have her hands full as she enjoyed some active quality time with her kids, with the help of her security team. In … Read More
Despite likely having some pretty big worries on her mind, Sarah Jessica Parker looked fit and relaxed yesterday while jogging in Manhattan’s West Village. People give her a lot of crap for her appearance because she’s not a classic beauty, but I think a unique look – and a personality to match – is worth … Read More
On June 13th at around 11am, a mother of 8 spanked one of her kids in front of their house. Except this mother was Kate Gosselin , so the paparazzi caught the precious mother/daughter moment on camera and now it’s on the cover of InTouch Magazine for the whole country to see!!! Yes, the Gosselin … Read More